pentru parnisha


despre searchurile pe google la site-u ista se poate scrie o carte intreaga. oamenii gasesc sfarsitul lu andrei bolocan, constantin albot, pavel turcu si ‘tinerii de azi’ – in groapa asta de blog. dar asta…cred ca sunt prieteni de’ai mei, sau un fel de cunostinte sau toate celelalte frigide care ma vor si nu pot sa-mi zica drept in fata (ca eu le-as da) (auzi, valeria vulpe?)

dar astazi cineva a cautat: filme fututa pentru prima data virgine. Nu este pentru prima data cand necesar cand aceasta tematica isi gaseste sfarsitul aici (in mare parte datorita mie, care pun tag-uri dupa ce privesc porno vreo 2 ceasuri), dar este pentru prima data cand eu chiar mam gandit la cine se afla in spatele acelui search.

si imaginea mea e un copkilash de vreo 13-14 ani, singur acasa dupa lectii dar stiind ca amush vine mama/tata/bunica, el se conecteaza la dial-up (mai are cineva dial-up zilele astea?) si intra rapid pe google (el are mail, dar nimeni nu-i scrie; el are faces – dar o fost inchis, asa ca pontu?; el poate este si pe odnok – dar asta poti sa faci si cand mama e acasa); deci intra rapid pe google si se gandeste: ”ce vreu eu?”. iar ce vrea el e detaliat descris in search. el nu vrea doar clip cu parnuha – el vrea un film intreg. el nu vrea mai multe fete, ca asta poate presupune si mai multi patsani si he’s just not that into this – el vrea una, respectiv fututa. dupa care, evident, el vrea ca aceasta fata sa fie pentru prima data fututa. el se gandeste ca asta potential poate sa ii daie prea multe rezultate. poate prea multe rezultate eronate. el se screme. se uita la ceas. amush vine mama. el incearca sa-si aduca aminte cuvantul – cuvantul care sa il duca direct la sursa! AA iaka: virgina. dar damu daca ea ii virgina, si ii fututa si pentru prima data – nu vas nahui, las sa fie si mai multe: virgine. el apasa pe search. primele doua rezultate is despre bancuri si the music&life style. al treilea este despre simona fututa pentru prima data in cur.

eu nush cum parnisha o ajiuns la mine pe blog din moment ce eu am mers prin primele 12 pagini si nu m-am vazt; dupa care am mai adaugat termenul portalu la search terms si totuna nu m-am gasit, dar asta inseamna doar una: el este insistent. si inca nu a gasit-o pe acea virgine fututa pentru prima data intr-un film.

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14 thoughts on “pentru parnisha

  1. da tie nu ti-i pohui shi cauta parnisha?
    tie nu ti-i rushini dupa un quote asa horoshii despre dumnezau sa te futa shi-l fute pe parnisha virgina fututa?

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